 Brown Dog NamesPeople, you are continuously asking me about brown dog names. Ok, I get it! Because you are continually asking, I am going to break my own dog-sense rule and try to give you some good choices to think about for your furry brown friend.You see, I am an expert in being a brown dog, so is there anyone that could give you better ideas? Now, I'll try not to insult your intelligence with some of these suggestions, but no promises! Descriptive NamesDuh! If you're interested in names like these, I trust it is because you want to give your guy a descriptive name.Here's a warning - I'm not big on the "laundry list" approach. Your fella's name is personal between you and him, so you need to give it some thought and make it meaningful between the two of you. That said, I am going to give you my Top 10. Feel free to use them free of charge. No Sensitive Brown Dog royalties, no license fees, no nothing. My gift to you! I know you're excited - free stuff is hard to come by, so get ready! Gary's Top 10To maintain your excitement and increase intensity (my own dog fun), I am going to start at the bottom of the list and work my way up to number one for you - read carefully!#10 Bear - not may favorite, but you get it. "Grizzly" could be a good name for your Chihuahua! #9 Biscuit - especially if you want him to confuse his name with a dog treat. #8 Brownie - the ultimate descriptive brown dog name. #7 Cocoa - did I say "descriptive?" #6 Chip - as in "chocolate." Get it? Actually, I prefer "Choco-pup." #5 Mrs. Brown - you have a lovely puppy... to the tune of "Mrs. Brown you have a lovely daughter." Mr. Brown works too, but don't confuse your dog! #4 Mocha - kind of girlie. #3 Leroy Brown - as in "bad, bad..." #2 Molly Brown - good name for a Lab gal or other swimmer.
And, you knew it would come to this, the numero uno, the very best of all time is...
GARY is #1 Sorry, but you saw that coming!
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